Have you seen our article on 15 hilarious memes you’ll only understand if you live in Arizona? Well, it’s time we focus on one particular topic that we are sure can make you both laugh and cry at the same time: intense Arizona heat. It’s no secret Arizona is hot in the summer. Did you know that in most years, Phoenix actually averages a daily maximum temperature between 104 and 107 degrees Fahrenheit for July? Wow. If you want something to get you through the day, you might as well check out the best Arizona summer memes we’ve compiled just for you.
Here are 25 of the Best Arizona Summer Memes:
1. There’s a new warning sign in the state.
Don’t be surprised if you see a new “excessive heat” warning sign in your neighborhood. In fact, you might see this all across the state. Although in reality, people do have a tendency to spend less time outside in social gatherings during summer, you can never be too careful.
2. We get it. Your front yards look better than ours.
Obviously, there is a perfectly good reason why front yards in other states are better than those from Arizona. We can already hear some residents arguing, “With our desert temperatures, we are sure you understand, right?”
3. Come on, we’d rather stand.
Arizona’s intense heat has the power to melt even garbage cans and street signs. If you take a sit on a plastic seat during summer, we are sure your thighs and legs will feel the burn. And no, it’s not the good kind of burn you get when working out. It’s something else.
4. Is this place hell?
We are pretty sure Satan is demanding his weather or hellish temperature back. If he claims it, no one would probably complain. Okay, what’s next in our list of best Arizona summer memes?
5. This is probably the best place to be.
No one will judge the guy. In fact, anyone who will see him would wish they can trade places. You will experience triple-digit temperatures in Arizona. Let’s make one thing clear. Ice will be your best friend. Scroll down and you’ll see other memes that support our claim.
6. Here’s a helpful reminder you must remember if you are living in Phoenix.
The hottest day ever recorded in Phoenix was on June 26, 1990, when the city hit 122 degrees. Good grief! We can already imagine the situation with melted underwear, cookies baked or eggs cooked on car hoods and exploding radiators! If you ever need to get through a hot summer day, just remember that cost of living is low, and the winters there are spectacular.
7. Just burn!
It’s just dry heat? Really? That can’t be right. I’m just ashes now.
8. Even the mailbox can’t take it.
We understand the feeling, mailbox. Sometimes, we just want to give up too. If you’re in Arizona, don’t be surprised if you see a couple of mailboxes giving up or even melting away. The heat is just too much!
9. Arizona has the best cold showers.
If locals are already using actual ice in their showers, then you know the heat is no joke. Don’t laugh at this. If you were in their position, we think you’d want to do this too.
10. Let’s all be bakers!
Whoever said Arizona “isn’t that hot” probably never tried baking a cookie on their dashboards. Try it. It’s a thing, and it’s real. The silver lining here is that you can probably start your own mobile bakery and sell the sweet treats to your friends when you come over. Leave home with a dough, get to where you’re going with cookies. That’s awesome!
11. Triple Digit? Cool! Not.
Can you relate? Every Arizonan hates to hear these 5 words, and for good reason.
12. The best flip flops for summer.
As long as we’re talking about the best Arizona summer memes, this one should be included in the list. We know there are a lot of individuals who wish they can walk around in ice cube trays to beat the intense heat. You can always do a DIY version, but when there’s a new brand that specifically makes your feet feel cool, we’ll let you know!
13. Every Arizonan ever.
What do you do when you’re living in a place that makes you feel like you are only a few inches away from the sun? Get an air conditioner! Every Arizonan is probably in a relationship with one right now. It’s their lifesaver.
14. There are two types of weather in Arizona
We only know “hot” and “a little less hot” here. There is no in-between.
15. What’s the difference between hell and Phoenix?
Do you want to go to hell? Just come to Phoenix. The insanely hot temperatures are probably enough to make you crazy. In fact, Satan probably wants his temperature back. He has loaned it to Arizona for far too long.
16. The monthly forecast of Arizona weather looks something like this…
January to May are the “bearable months.” On the other hand, you REALLY need to prepare for June to September. Oh boy! Just thinking about it makes me want to get inside a tub filled with ice.
17. 5 minutes is enough. Yes, please!
This restaurant with a display saying “5 minutes in the walk-in freezer with any purchase” surely deserves a spot in our list of best Arizona summer memes. Don’t you think so? And yes, we’ll take this special!
18. This is a joke, but it’s pretty serious.
It can be really dangerous if a vehicle has been sitting out in the Arizona heat. The metal seat belt buckles can get so hot that they can burn an unsuspecting individual’s skin in a matter of seconds. It can even cause a first-degree burn! Those who have been in a similar tragic situation knows that the buckles feel like the surface of the sun. It’s got to be around 145 to 150 degrees in the car during Arizona summer!
19. Bake the day away.
Don’t you just feel like saying to the Lord Almighty, “Whatever you are baking outside is done. Please just turn off the oven.” If only saying that actually works, then we’d all be comfortably happy.
20. Are you heading out to gas up your car?
There’s a pretty good chance you’d want to leave home wearing only nothing but your undergarments.
21. The best photo to describe summer in Arizona.
Oh, look. I am burning. But this is actually normal.
22. We only salt our margaritas….
…not our sidewalks. Most people who enjoy winter put salt on their sidewalks so the ice would melt more quickly. If you are in Arizona, you won’t see a lot of people doing this. Salt is just for margaritas on a hot summer day. That’s how we chill and forget about the intense oven we seem to be in.
23. What is God cooking?
This is a serious question. Is God still not done cooking Arizona? We’re already done.
24. Does rain bring trouble?
You’d probably think the world is upside down when it starts raining like cats and dogs often in Phoenix. The heaven is probably weeping.
25. What is an Arizonan’s greatest fear?
Snakes? Nope. Bugs? Well, it’s tolerable. Loss of job? I can look for another one. Government? Meh. Crime? The police will take care of it. Broken air conditioner? Oh, crap!
Which one is your favorite from our best Arizona summer memes? Share it with us in the comments below.
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