You Know You’re From Iowa If You Say These 15 Things

Iowa might be known as the heart of the Midwest, but to those who live here, it’s much more than just cornfields and small towns. With its rolling hills, friendly communities, and a love for all things local, Iowa has a charm all its own. If you’ve lived here long enough, you’ve probably found yourself saying these things. Let’s see just how Iowan you really are!

“It’s not all flat!”

You’re quick to correct anyone who thinks Iowa is just a flat state. With its rolling hills, rivers, and bluffs, you know there’s a lot more to the landscape than people give it credit for.

“Is this Heaven? No, it’s Iowa.”

You’ve proudly quoted this line from Field of Dreams more times than you can count. And yes, you believe Iowa really is that magical.

“Nothing beats a Maid-Rite sandwich.”

Loose meat sandwiches are a true Iowa tradition. Whether you’re grabbing one from your favorite local joint or making them at home, you know there’s nothing like that seasoned ground beef on a bun.

“We have the best state fair.”

The Iowa State Fair is legendary, and you’ve spent many summer days wandering through the livestock barns, indulging in fried food on a stick, and marveling at the butter cow sculpture.

“It’s not a casserole, it’s a hotdish.”

In Iowa, it’s called a hotdish, and you know that this hearty, comforting meal is a staple at potlucks and family dinners alike. Tater tots on top? Even better.

“Cyclones or Hawkeyes?”

College sports loyalty runs deep in Iowa, and you’re either cheering for the Iowa State Cyclones or the Iowa Hawkeyes. Game day is serious business, and you’ve probably got a closet full of your team’s colors.

“Iowa nice is a real thing.”

You know that “Iowa nice” isn’t just a saying—it’s a way of life. Whether it’s holding the door for a stranger or helping out a neighbor, you take pride in the kindness and hospitality that’s so common here.

“We measure distance in hours.”

You’re used to measuring distance by how long it takes to get somewhere, not by miles. Whether it’s “about an hour to Des Moines” or “a couple hours to Cedar Rapids,” you know exactly how far it is.

“We love our sweet corn.”

Nothing says summer in Iowa like fresh sweet corn. You know the best stands to buy it from, and you’ve probably mastered the art of cooking it just right—maybe even on the grill.

“We’re going to the Field of Dreams.”

If you haven’t made the pilgrimage to Dyersville to visit the Field of Dreams, can you even call yourself an Iowan? Whether you’re a baseball fan or not, it’s a must-see piece of Iowa history.

“You’ve got to try the pork tenderloin.”

The breaded pork tenderloin sandwich is a must-have in Iowa. You know the bigger the tenderloin, the better, especially when it’s hanging off the sides of the bun.

“We really do caucus in gyms and living rooms.”

The Iowa Caucuses are a big deal, and you’re proud to play such an important role in the presidential election process. You’ve probably spent an evening or two debating candidates in a school gym.

“Iowa winters build character.”

The winters here can be brutal, but you’ve learned to embrace them. Whether it’s bundling up for the cold or shoveling snow, you know that Iowa winters make you tough.

“We’re known for more than just corn.”

Sure, Iowa produces a lot of corn, but you know there’s so much more to the state’s agriculture—like soybeans, pork, and even some top-notch wineries.

“RAGBRAI is the best week of the year.”

The Register’s Annual Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa (RAGBRAI) is a summer highlight. Whether you’re cycling across the state or cheering on the riders, you know it’s a tradition that brings the whole state together.

If these phrases sound like part of your everyday vocabulary, congratulations—you’re a true Iowan! From enjoying sweet corn in the summer to cheering on your favorite college team, you’ve got the spirit of the Hawkeye State in your heart. So, throw on some Cyclone or Hawkeye gear, grab a pork tenderloin, and enjoy everything that makes Iowa such a special place—you’re living the Iowa dream!