Maryland
14 Reasons Why Maryland Sucks, and You Probably Shouldn’t Move Here
Thinking of trading your current digs for the charm of Maryland? Before you make the move to the Old Line State, let’s take a playful look at some of its less-than-glamorous sides. Here are 14 reasons why Maryland might have you rethinking your relocation plans!
Traffic Troubles
Maryland’s traffic, especially around the D.C. area, can make you feel like you’re living in a perpetual parking lot.
Crab Conundrum
If you’re not a fan of crabs, you might feel out of place. Marylanders are obsessed with their crab cakes and Old Bay seasoning.
Unpredictable Weather
One day it’s sunny, the next it’s pouring rain. Maryland weather has more mood swings than a soap opera.
High Cost of Living
The closer you get to D.C. and Baltimore, the higher the living costs. Your wallet might start feeling a bit light.
Humidity Horrors
Summers can be unbearably humid. Walking outside feels like swimming through the air.
Pothole Problems
The roads are full of potholes that make driving feel like an obstacle course.
Speed Camera Scourge
Maryland is notorious for its speed cameras. Blink and you’ll miss the speed limit sign – and get a ticket in the mail.
Limited Public Transport
Outside the major cities, public transportation options can be pretty sparse. A car is a must-have.
Political Polarization
Maryland’s politics can be quite divided, making for some interesting and heated local debates.
Bug Battles
Summers bring out the mosquitoes and other pesky insects. Bug spray is a year-round necessity.
Allergy Agony
Pollen season is intense. If you have allergies, get ready for a lot of sneezing and itchy eyes.
Limited Nightlife
Outside of Baltimore, the nightlife can be pretty tame. If you’re a night owl, you might find it a bit dull.
Tourist Tides
The tourist crowds, especially in places like Annapolis and Ocean City, can turn your peaceful day out into a crowded affair.
Small State Syndrome
Maryland is small and can feel cramped. It’s easy to run out of new places to explore.
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