New Jersey
14 Reasons Why New Jersey Sucks, and You Probably Shouldn’t Move Here
Thinking about trading your current home for the Garden State? Before you make the move to New Jersey, let’s take a lighthearted look at some of the quirks that might make you reconsider. Here are 14 reasons why New Jersey might not be your perfect destination!
Traffic Jams
The traffic in New Jersey is notorious. Get ready to spend a good chunk of your life stuck on the Garden State Parkway.
High Cost of Living
Housing, taxes, and overall cost of living can be sky-high. Your wallet might feel constantly under attack.
Jughandles
The state’s unique jughandle turns are confusing and can drive newcomers crazy. Who needs left turns anyway?
Smell of Industry
Certain areas, especially around Newark, have a distinct industrial smell. Your nose might not thank you.
Property Taxes
New Jersey has some of the highest property taxes in the country. Owning a home here is a pricey proposition.
Crowded Beaches
The Jersey Shore is famous, but come summer, it’s packed with tourists. Good luck finding a peaceful spot on the sand.
Potholes Galore
The roads are full of potholes that can turn driving into an obstacle course.
Aggressive Drivers
Jersey drivers have a reputation for being aggressive. Buckle up and prepare for some intense road encounters.
Mystery Meat
The infamous “pork roll” (or Taylor Ham) is a local delicacy that might leave newcomers scratching their heads.
Smoggy Cities
Some urban areas struggle with air quality issues. Breathing easy can be a challenge.
Political Corruption
The state has a colorful history of political scandals. It’s never a dull moment in New Jersey politics.
Weather Woes
Harsh winters with plenty of snow and hot, humid summers mean there’s always something to complain about.
Mall Madness
New Jersey loves its malls, and they can be overwhelming. Shopping might feel like a competitive sport.
Lack of Public Land
With so much private property, finding open, public land for recreation can be tough.
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