New York
We Know You’re Not From New York If You Mispronounce These 12 Names
New York isn’t just skyscrapers and subway rats—it’s a state full of towns that look easy to pronounce until they suddenly aren’t. From Dutch and Native American roots to names that seem like someone sneezed on a map, the Empire State is full of linguistic landmines. And trust us—nothing outs you as a non-New Yorker faster than saying “Coxsackie” wrong in front of someone who’s been through five upstate winters and still refuses to move.
1. Coxsackie (Cook-SAH-kee, not Cox-sack-ee)
We know what you’re thinking. You’re wrong. Move on.
2. Schenectady (Ska-NECK-tuh-dee, not Shen-eck-ta-dee)
It’s not elegant. It’s efficient—just like a true upstater.
3. Canajoharie (Can-uh-joe-HARRY, not Can-a-joe-hairy)
Say it like you’ve been lost on the Thruway for three hours.
4. Hoosick (HOO-zick, not Ho-sick)
Sounds like a cold. Actually just cold most of the year.
5. Oneonta (Oh-nee-AHN-tuh, not One-oh-nay-tuh)
It’s a college town, not a boutique brand of mineral water.
6. Skaneateles (Skinny-AT-less, not Scan-eat-uh-lees)
Congratulations, you just failed the Finger Lakes final exam.
7. Latham (LAY-thum, not Lath-ham)
You’re not ordering it off a brunch menu—just passing through Albany.
8. Kinderhook (KIN-der-hook, not Kine-der-hawk)
Yes, Martin Van Buren was born here. No, he won’t help you pronounce it.
9. Delhi (DEL-high, not Dell-ee)
This isn’t India. It’s Delaware County. And yes, they’ll remind you.
10. Nunda (NUN-day, not None-duh)
Mispronounce it and you’ll be none too popular.
11. Lackawanna (Lack-uh-WAH-nuh, not Lack-a-wanna-be)
A real place. Not a roast.
12. New York (New YAWK, not New YORRRK)
If you say it like a commercial, you’re not from here. Period.
If you got them all right, congrats—you’ve probably shoveled snow off a sidewalk, yelled at a cab, and debated bagel rankings all before noon. If not, that’s okay—just don’t say “Scan-eat-uh-lees” in front of someone from the Finger Lakes unless you’re ready for a full-blown pronunciation intervention. Welcome to New York—if the names don’t trip you up, the people correcting you will.
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