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11 Surefire Ways to Get a Side-Eye and ‘Bless Your Heart’ in Texas

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January 1, 2025

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Texas Pride is a Big Deal

Texans are a proud bunch, and who can blame them? With their larger-than-life attitude and state pride that rivals most national loyalties, Texas holds a special place in the hearts of its inhabitants.

But if you really feel like walking on the wild side, here are 11 surefire ways to get a Texan’s eyes rollin’, and maybe a little steam coming out of their ears.

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Ask If They Ride Horses to School

“Do you ride a horse to school?” might make you chuckle, but prepare to get the side-eye. Newsflash: Most Texans drive cars like the rest of us, although a horse might solve the traffic problem in Austin.

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Diss Y’all

Tell a Texan “Y’all” isn’t a real word, and you might find yourself hearing an impromptu linguistics lesson. Spoiler: It’s short for “you all,” and it’s here to stay, y’all.

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Mention the Heat… Again

Complaining about Texas heat is like saying the ocean’s wet. Texans manage just fine, so quit bellyaching and grab a sweet tea.

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Assume They’re All Cowboys

Asking where their cowboy boots and hat are can get old fast. Trust us, Texans don’t all gallop around like extras in a Western.

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Call Chipotle Real Mexican Food

If you’re genuinely impressed by Chipotle’s guacamole, keep it to yourself. Texans know they’ve got some of the best authentic Mexican food around, and it’s not from a chain.

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Say Tacos Aren’t Breakfast Food

Texans are passionate about their breakfast tacos. To question their status as the ultimate breakfast food is to walk on thin ice, even if ice rarely happens here.

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Question the Alamo’s Importance

Wondering aloud, “Why remember the Alamo?” is a faux pas of epic proportions. It’s more than a tourist stop; it’s a pivotal piece of Texas history.

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Suggest Snow is NBD

When the whole state shuts down for a light dusting of snow, just go with it. Texans rarely see snow and prefer to keep it that way.

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Invite Them for “BBQ” But Serve Burgers

If “BBQ” means hot dogs and hamburgers to you, find another word when inviting a Texan. BBQ means brisket, ribs, and sausage, slow-cooked and dripping with flavor, not just items slapped on a grill.

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Imply They’re Uneducated

Saying you thought Texans were uneducated rednecks is not just wrong. It’s an invitation for an earful about Texan prowess in education and beyond.

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Generalize Their Love for Country Music

“Do you listen to anything besides country music?” might earn you a playlist full of everything but. From rock to rap, Texans listen to it all. Country is just the tip of the musical iceberg.

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