12 Reasons Why You Should Never Ever Consider Moving to Texas

Howdy, future mover! Before you saddle up for Texas, let me save you the trouble. Here are 12 perfectly valid (and not at all exaggerated) reasons why you should reconsider making the Lone Star State your new home.

Too Much Space

If you love cramped spaces and claustrophobic environments, Texas’s vast open spaces and big skies will be your worst nightmare.

Unbearable Heat

If you enjoy the refreshing chill of winter, Texas’s scorching summers will be your undoing. Who wants to feel like they’re living on the surface of the sun?

Overly Friendly People

Texans are notoriously friendly and hospitable. If you prefer to be left alone, the constant “Howdy, y’all!” might drive you crazy.

Barbecue Overload

Brisket, ribs, and sausages everywhere. If you’re not a fan of mouthwatering, slow-cooked meat, you’ll be in culinary hell.

Football Mania

High school, college, and NFL football are practically religions here. If you don’t live for the game, you’ll feel like an outsider.

Wild Weather

Tornadoes, hurricanes, and sudden thunderstorms. If you prefer predictable, mild weather, Texas’s wild climate will keep you on edge.

Flat Landscapes

If you love mountains, you’ll be disappointed. Most of Texas is pretty flat, except for the stunning Hill Country and Big Bend. But who needs those?

Cowboy Culture

If you’re not into boots, hats, and country music, the pervasive cowboy culture might not be your thing.

Tex-Mex Temptations

Tacos, enchiladas, and queso—tempting your taste buds at every turn. If you’re on a strict diet, Texas cuisine will test your willpower.

Large Cities

Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, and Austin are sprawling metropolises. If you prefer small-town life, these big cities will overwhelm you.

State Pride

Texans are fiercely proud of their state. If you’re not ready to embrace the “Everything is bigger in Texas” mentality, you might feel out of place.

Endless Festivals

From the State Fair of Texas to South by Southwest, there’s always something happening. It’s exhausting trying to keep up with all the fun.

So, there you have it. Twelve ironclad reasons to keep Texas off your relocation list. Sure, it might sound like a warm, friendly, and exciting place to live, but don’t be fooled by the allure. Stick to your temperate, bland, and uneventful environments, and leave Texas to those who don’t mind a little heat and hospitality.