Florida
Here Are 12 Things People from Florida Do That Seem Insane To Everyone Else
Florida is a magical place where the weather is wild, the wildlife is wilder, and the locals are perfectly fine with both. To Floridians, these habits are just another day in paradise. To outsiders, they look like the setup for a news headline that begins with “Florida Man…”
1. Wrestle Alligators (or at Least Don’t Flinch Around Them)
Seeing a gator in the backyard pond barely registers for locals. Outsiders are dialing animal control; Floridians just grab their phone for a selfie.
2. Drive With the AC and the Windows Down at the Same Time
Because yes, you want airflow—but also, no, you can’t live without AC.
3. Wear Hoodies at 65 Degrees
While tourists are sweating in tank tops, locals act like it’s a polar vortex.
4. Complain About Tourists While Living Off Tourism
Floridians roll their eyes at spring breakers and Disney crowds, then happily cash the checks they bring in.
5. Treat Flip-Flops as Year-Round Formal Wear
Weddings, job interviews, grocery store runs—it doesn’t matter. Flip-flops work for all occasions.
6. Jog in 95-Degree Humidity
Outsiders can barely breathe. Floridians call it “getting used to summer.”
7. Use Hurricane Parties as a Legit Excuse to Drink
A Category 3 storm is bearing down? Time to grab beer, board games, and a grill.
8. Keep Beach Chairs Permanently in the Trunk
Because in Florida, you never know when a quick beach stop might happen.
9. Stop Traffic for Sandhill Cranes
These giant birds strut across intersections like they own the place—and locals patiently wait every time.
10. Swim in Springs Where There Might Be Alligators
The water is crystal clear and 72° year-round, so who cares if there’s a gator or two lurking nearby?
11. Treat Publix Subs Like a Culinary Masterpiece
Outsiders think it’s just a grocery store sandwich. Floridians will fight you over this.
12. Brag About Surviving “Florida Weather”
Sunny skies at noon, lightning storm at 2, tornado warning at 4—it’s all part of the daily forecast. Locals just shrug.
To outsiders, these Florida habits seem ridiculous, reckless, or just plain insane. But to Floridians, it’s simply how life works in a state where the wildlife, the weather, and the people all compete for the spotlight. Spend a little time here, and you’ll be rocking flip-flops at a hurricane party in no time.
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