Here Are 12 Things People from Washington Do That Seem Insane To Everyone Else

Washington is the land of mountains, rain, coffee, and quirks that make total sense only to the locals. To outsiders, it’s a confusing mix of tech geniuses, lumberjacks, and coffee snobs who hike for fun. But to Washingtonians, it’s just life in the Evergreen State — equal parts soggy, scenic, and slightly sarcastic.

1. Refuse to Use Umbrellas

It rains 200 days a year, but using an umbrella screams “tourist.” Outsiders get drenched; locals just put on a hoodie and call it good.

2. Brag About Coffee Like It’s a Sport

There’s Starbucks, yes — but locals know 47 better coffee shops within walking distance.

3. Start Weekend Plans With “So, There’s This Hike…”

If it doesn’t involve a mountain, waterfall, or moss-covered forest, it’s not a real weekend plan.

4. Treat REI Like a Religious Experience

Outsiders see an outdoor store. Washingtonians see a temple of fleece and overpriced headlamps.

5. Casually Talk About Volcanoes Like They’re Pets

“Yeah, that’s Rainier — she’s due any century now.” Outsiders panic; locals sip their latte.

6. Pretend Traffic on I-5 Builds Character

It’s soul-crushing, but Washingtonians endure it with podcasts and quiet existential dread.

7. Eat Salmon Like It’s a Food Group

Grilled, smoked, baked — they’ll even put it on a bagel. Outsiders don’t understand the obsession.

8. Compost Like It’s a Moral Obligation

Recycling? Amateur hour. Composting is how you prove you care about the planet.

9. Dress Like They’re Always “Prepared for a Hike”

Even at the office. Patagonia fleece counts as business casual here.

10. Treat Coffee Drive-Thru Huts Like Lifelines

Tiny espresso shacks on every corner. Outsiders think it’s overkill; locals think it’s survival.

11. Complain About Californians While Secretly Being One

Every local knows at least one transplant they roast — lovingly, of course.

12. Worship Rainier Beer and the Mountain Equally

Both are icons, both say “home,” and both taste better after a long hike.

To outsiders, these Washington quirks might seem odd, crunchy, or downright insane. But to locals, they’re what make the Evergreen State unforgettable. Stick around long enough and you’ll be hiking in the drizzle, composting like a pro, and ordering a double-shot oat-milk latte before your morning climb up Mount Rainier.