Here is the Absolute Worst Itinerary to Recommend Anyone in New Mexico

Howdy, wanderers with a taste for the bizarre! If you’re in the mood for an itinerary that defies all common sense, we present the 10 absolute worst ideas for your New Mexico escapade. From sunbathing in ski gear to attempting a salsa dance-off with a cactus, buckle up for a journey that’ll either redefine your travel expectations or leave you questioning your decision-making skills!

Sandcastle Building Competition in White Sands

Because who wouldn’t want to showcase their architecture skills in a desert known for its shifting sands? Bonus points if you bring a bucket and shovel.

Hot Air Balloon Commute

Ditch the rental car and opt for a daily hot air balloon commute to explore the state. Practical? Not really. But think of the spectacular views as you navigate traffic… or not.

Ice Skating Extravaganza in Taos

Head to the charming town of Taos and attempt to host the world’s first ice-skating extravaganza on the Rio Grande. Blades meet the desert – a match made in frosty heaven.

Chili Pepper Eating Contest

Test your taste buds with a chili pepper eating contest, progressing from mild to the infamous Hatch chilies. Bonus points if you can still feel your tongue by the end of the day.

Skiing in Swimwear at Ski Santa Fe

Who needs proper ski attire? Hit the slopes at Ski Santa Fe in your trendiest swimwear and soak up the strange looks from fellow skiers. Sunscreen not optional.

Breaking Bad Fanatic Tour

Embark on a Breaking Bad-themed tour, insisting on reenacting scenes at random locations. Bonus points if you can convince locals that you’re the real Heisenberg.

Cactus Whispering Workshop

Attend a workshop where you attempt to communicate with cacti. Spoiler alert: They don’t talk back, but the locals might start avoiding you.

Underground Star Gazing

Head to Carlsbad Caverns for a stargazing session. Bonus points for setting up a telescope in a pitch-dark cave. Because who needs a clear night sky for astronomy?

Salsa Dancing with Roadrunners

Attempt to initiate a salsa dance-off with New Mexico’s iconic roadrunners. It’s a surefire way to test both your dance moves and the agility of the local wildlife.

Alien Fashion Show in Roswell

Conclude your New Mexico adventure with an extraterrestrial-inspired fashion show in Roswell, complete with tin foil hats and glow-in-the-dark accessories. Who said fashion had to make sense?