Here is the Absolute Worst Itinerary to Recommend Anyone in Washington

Greetings, intrepid travelers with a penchant for the peculiar! If you’re seeking a Washington itinerary that’ll leave you questioning your life choices, we’ve crafted a list of the 10 absolute worst ideas for your next adventure. From peak traffic expeditions to umbrella hat fashion shows, brace yourselves for an unforgettable journey that might just redefine your understanding of travel wisdom – or lack thereof!

The “Rain Dancer” Tour

Plan a week-long outdoor adventure without checking the weather forecast. Embrace the rain, pack only swimsuits and flip-flops, and marvel at how your sunburn complements the constant drizzle.

Peak Traffic Hour Expedition

Schedule all your sightseeing during rush hour. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the scenic views of brake lights while pretending you’re on an unplanned city tour of traffic jams.

Umbrella Hat Fashion Show

Attend a high-profile event wearing an umbrella hat at all times. Bonus points for twirling it while blocking everyone’s view and capturing the essence of “unfashionably fabulous.”

Salmon Sushi Cooking Class

Attend a cooking class to learn how to make salmon sushi using locally caught, fresh Pacific salmon. Just don’t mention that you plan to cook it until it’s well-done and serve it with a side of ketchup.

Ice Cream Sampling in January

Embark on a mission to find the best ice cream in the dead of winter. Document your brain freeze experience while trying to argue that cold temperatures enhance the ice cream-tasting adventure.

Mount Rainier Marathon

Attempt to summit Mount Rainier without any prior mountaineering experience. Bring only a sunhat and sandals for a true “bucket-list” experience that’ll have everyone questioning your life choices.

Haunted Forest Camping

Plan a camping trip deep into the woods and insist on telling ghost stories all night. Bonus points for bringing a Bluetooth speaker to play spooky sound effects. Who needs sleep anyway?

Skip the Coffee Tour

Declare your intention to avoid any coffee-related activities in a state that practically runs on caffeine. Instead, hunt for the perfect cup of hot cocoa and become the talk of every café in town.

Space Needle Base Jumping

Convince yourself and a group of friends to attempt a base jump from the Space Needle. Disregard the fact that it’s illegal, extremely dangerous, and guaranteed to be the quickest way to ruin your vacation.

Volcano Photography Expedition

Plan a scenic photo shoot at the edge of an active volcano, arguing that the risk is worth it for the ‘gram. Don’t forget to hashtag your photos with #LavaLove and #LivingOnTheEdge.